There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Melbourne Football Club.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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