A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Trashcan!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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