Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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