- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

The WNBA.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Tim and Eric

YA MAM, is a very nice person

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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