Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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A women president

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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