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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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