- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

I said I hate niiggers

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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