- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

So. The gays. ...

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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