Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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