- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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