Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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ass in my face ? no

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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woman's rights

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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WNBA

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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E= McVagina

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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I've got a dig bick

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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