Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Black History Month

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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