Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Good boy

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

all these jokes suck ass

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Roey Jegen

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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