What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Do you believe this will change?

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

My pet rock died.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Black History Month

I'm a raging homosexual.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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