What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Twenty-Four

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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