A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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your father died

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The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Woman.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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