- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up brah brah

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Shit!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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