A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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