What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Your Mom.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

The Holocaust.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

your father died

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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