- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

religion.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Three bars walk into a Jew.

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