How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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pickle juice?

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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vbh

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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