whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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liam buchan is gay !

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Not Steve Jobs

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Matt is not funny.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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69

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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