who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Women's rights.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Your social life.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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