knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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obama

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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