- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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