Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Women's Rights.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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