Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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