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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Dogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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