Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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