one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

If life throws you melons... ouch

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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