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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

I'm a like whore

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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