- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What's the difference between a duck?

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Zach Barlow

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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