- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What is cold? Winter

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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