- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Yo mamas so fat

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

whats 2+2? 4

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

justin bieber

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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