Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Woman's rights

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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