- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Michael Castillo is gay

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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