What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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what happens during a climax apples

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Yes!

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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