- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

I was born.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What is 2+2? 4!

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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