- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

1 Jew XD

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Reed is poopin

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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