- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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