How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Woman's rights

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Gianni

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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