Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Gianni

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Woman's rights

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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