- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What is Worse than the holocaust?

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.