i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

19th amendment

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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