- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

You're Adopted.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

An asian without a future.

bitches be crafty.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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