- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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