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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

I'm a like whore

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

since when?

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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