- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get in the Batmobile.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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