- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

I like hats XD!

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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