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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

what's red and blue? your heart

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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